The Of The of The of The of The of The of is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.874 billion of The of The ofians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Public Transport and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The city of the of. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.1%.

The all-consuming of The of The ofian economy, worth a remarkable 2,954 trillion The currency of the ofs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,892 The currency of the ofs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 316,550 per year while the poor average 23,452, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

The nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable. Crime is moderate. The of The of The of's national animal is the The animal of the of, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theofism.

The of The of The of is ranked 276,634^th in the world and 10,263^rd in Balder for Safest, scoring 7.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.